Category: Singles Spit Swap
hay just want some one to talk with i am just looking might want a releashinp or somthing like that
hve a good day
Hmm your intro was different why a fat girl
fucking ROFLMAO! Jenni really may have found someone after all if she reads this.
'hay just want some one to talk with i am just looking might want a releashinp or somthing like that
hve a good day'
Right, first of all:
Fix your sentences so they're actually readable and people can understand them.
Second of all:
Kevin: fucking lmfao!
I guess he fat fingered his post. hehehe
FSU, that post is so wrong! if you find someone, good luck. i guess jenny has found someone, yeah
Take my land lady. She doesn't meet your age requirements, but she makes up for it in the weight category.
Bob
I'm curious to know what you have against fat 20 year old girls?
Dan.
Dan, only fat 20 year-old have large enough hips on which to carry him like a baby. lol
damn thomas. your one crazy dude!
oh my god. Cort and kevin, fucking lmfao to both of you! from what others have told me that he's approached, he wants them to allow him to call them mommy. Has he been given a manditory vacectomy? Because, for christ sake, people like him, add to the retard population of this world if or god forbid, when, they procreate!
Your favorite Canadian Great White
LMAO Dan. Apparently you and I are the only ones who caught the fact that he specified 19 or 21 year old fat girls, not 19 to 21.
u people are crazzy i just put this hear to see what kind of responce i wood get and stuff like that.
so allll of u now no why i just wanted to find out what kind of responce i wood get.
Lol!
I'm sorry friend, but this simply wasn't a good start on looking. *smile* Many things wrong here.
Don't repost, just correct.
1. I'd like to find a girl between ages 19 to 21 for conversation. I am hoping it will work out and we meet. In that case I prefer large women, or heavier.
2. Not fat my friend *smile*
3. Title might have been. Would like conversation and hopefully more!
Good luck.
roflmao bobby! :)
wow! People have definitely been busy since last I was here! Jesus H Christ!
Well I can finally say it! I've finally read the most immature post ever on the boards! First of all you should be happy with what ever kind of girlfriend that God gives you! I feel as if you're picking on over wieght women!
No there's another 1 further up it's even more purile
what the hell?
u all arewright are all wright i am i am happy with what ever kind of girl god gibes me.
i need to redo this post or somthing because i dont like this bord topic i shoud really thank of what i put and really change it.
Lol I'm happy you agree to be happy with what ever God will give you!
Yeah, dude, re-post somewhere else, spellcheck, proof read, and really think about your choices of wording. It's fine to like bigger girls, hell, in someways I like bigger guys, but you should put more thought into your posts. Don't use words like stuff, whatever, sort of, or yeah. Make your meaning clear and definite and don't make it sound as if you aren't really serious. You will get better responses that way, if you haven't all ready blown it with this board topic. Good luck.
LOL This guy privates me asking if I know fat girls. LOL I was like wow, dude. Like I said bud, don't go putting it well, erm, ahem to late you already put it like that on here. I was going to say don't bother but its too late now.
John
Sorry, just noticed and feel the need to take issue with the wording of a post previous to this one. "What ever girl God gives you." or something to that effect. First of all God, or Spirit or whatever does not give people to people, he helps us to be loving enough to care for and charish whatever partner we find, and he helps those who help them selves. I E, one should look, be internal, not external believing that fate will do everything for or to them, positive or negative. If ye seek, so shal ye find. We control our own destinies, not one hundred percent, Spirit can interseed and guide us, but we are for the most part responsible for our own fates and lives.
When she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
When she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Mostly lame, but the watches one was not too bad. So I give it a seven.
oh!! my!! god!!
roflmao
I would say good luck if I really meant it. Give it up now. If you're that desperate... to be posting here... wow!!!
this board did not need to be revived.
sorry. lol
exactly my thoughts.
Erm, too much amunition for the guy. LOL
People are still posting to this topic? Isn't about time to move on?
Beware: board topics are forever, despite our most fervent wish that they weren't.
Bob
well, he can't look out for that because i don't meet neither the age nore the weight requirements. im way too skiny for that
This, by far, takes the cake of anything I've seen on these boards.
Okay guys, I'm new to this zone, and I don't know if anybody else is going to look at this stupid, inhumane, immature, I don't know what else to call this topic. But even if you all don't really care, this FSU guy won't be on here for quite a while. I can guarantee yawl that. And if he does come back on here, then he just doesn't have a prayer. This was so embarrassing for me to find out he was posting stuff like that. I feel like some idiot now.
hmm do I even want to know
And the past haunts us once again.
Wow, FSU, it's sad that you post something like that. What kind of reaction were you expecting?
musicgirl, what do you have anything to do with him being a desperate hopeless thing? why should you feel like an idiot?
Well, basically, when he posted this, he actually had a girlfriend. And his girlfriend didn't have a clue about what he was doing on here. But she just so happened to have joined this site a few weeks ago and started finding it all out. And now she's here to tell you all that she hopes he realizes what he did, even though he says he only did it to see what kind of response he would get. So basically, he was going on about wanting a girl, people were telling him that it was okay but he needed to phrase his words differently, and he already had a girlfriend to begin with. That is why I say I feel so embarrassed that I'm only finding out now.
Fortunately, we aren't responsible for our fellow zoners.
Music Girl, some day when you have lots of time, I'll show you some board posts that will curl your toes.
Unless you are planning to commit a crime against fsu123, (we have a board topic devoted to banning a zoner who committed a crime), then, just toughen up your stirups and forget it. The topic gave some of us a lot of fun.By the way, since the topic has come back up, I want to give my fellow zoners a follow-up.
After I posted post 7 above, I received a qn from fsu123 asking for more details about my land lady. Really, honestly, the land lady I spoke of in post 7 was a figment of my warped imagination. So, of course, I told him that my land lady had a daughter... ... ...
Bob
Still, it makes me sick. And I couldn't read all this stuff without writing something back. Honestly, it makes me sick.
Oh my.
After you lose musicgirl(deducing that she is your gf from her posts), go to craigslist.org, personals, and filter your results. You've slaughtered your chance here.
Oh, and do go back to 6th grade English. You need it, desperately.
Oops, I failed to read the date, I guess I am 2 months off, oh well.
Perhaps 2 months made a difference for that dude. On second thought, most likely not.
I've seen low on this zone, but I think we've hit bottom here with fsu. God in heaven, this idiot is a disgrace to the species.
talk about bringing up a topic from its grave lol
My bad.
lmao. I no everyone is going to be mad I braught this topic up again but what the hell was this? Lmao. This was one of the weirdest things I've ever read. what the hell? lmao. That guy is really really really weird, poor girl, and, uh. Well, god I don't no. lol. Ok. Sorry guys for this pointless post but, I had to say something.
Oh look, fsu123 has changed his name. Too bad a personality change doesn't come along with the name change.
I must say FSu that you are an idiot!
You had one of the most awsome people ffor a gf. Good luck with your 19 or 21 fat women. Sounds like a gigantic squish fest! I hope she sits upon your face and sufficates you between her ass cheeks!
so what, does he have a problem with 20 year old women? shouldn't it be 19-21?
Well since he has a fat girl fetish, maybe he has one for 19 and 21 year olds?
Oh Wow! I guess it's true that once a topic has been posted, it never ends! Lol!
Well, its a shame because I know a girl who's a size 30+, but she's 28 so I doubt he'd be interested in her! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
oh yeah matt? does she live in florida at seaworld and is she called shamoo?
Cam
ok i stopped reading at post 23, but he is giving the tubby girls an option. and why the fuck do people have to bring god into it? and bubber are you a red neck? surely your fat mummy or sister is good enough?
bugger, proves i should read all posts lol, ah well fucking red neck loser
Fucking Rotflmao! He said fucking Shamoo! at all sir!
roflmao!
Honestly, this is pitiful. I don't mean Bubba, who had the courage to come out here and post what he's looking for; I mean all of you who, rather than deal with your own obvious self-esteem issues, choose instead to spend your time making fun of him. Not only that, but you extend your ignorant words to overweight girls as well. How shallow. Hmmm... I wonder... this topic was started a long time ago. Maybe Bubba has found what he was looking for, and maybe you all haven't. Wonder why that is. I can see how you'd be jealous, but still... pitiful.
wasn't making fun of him. I was laughing about about the comment made a few posts back
Hey! new people come on here and they read. and they comment. and here it comes again. it'll haunt you forever. lol .
John
lol. Some of these posts gave me a good laugh. I believe the term if you are looking for someone a bit larger than average is bbw, standing for big beautiful woman at least I think that's what it stands for. if I am wrong, please correct me.
hahaha I can't believe I read this whole fucking board...
lol, bubba, you sound like a creep
Oh my god, this is wrong, on about 23 levels.
isn't that the truth!
Yes, and for whomever said that this guy must be a creep, yes he is. Disgusting. There are so many things wrong with this board, and it has nothing to do with the overweight issue, or at least, to me, it didn't. The grammar, the spelling, the age,... I could go on forever.
And this topic is being brought up to the top of the list yet again. I'm glad I don't ever see Bubba on here.
Bubba? Son? There's something you need to understand Here. *smiles* The fat have their own sort of sub-culture. I can call a fat person fat because I'm fat myself. But if say, Squish called me fat, I'm afraid i'd have to smack her abside the head. don't worry. It's a pretty loose rule. People don't get bothered by it if they're waiting for a bus, but you're looking for a relationship. These girls, the serious seakers of romance, well they don't want someone calling them fat. Here are some other words for fat that might aid you in your search for the girl of your dreams.
Plump, volumpuous, big and beautiful, soft-bodied, more to hold, full-figured, cuddley.
Hope that helps boy.
Lucy
Lucy, you shouldn't have wasted your time responding to this post. For one thing, this guy hasn't logged in since May 2008 according to his profile. And for that fact, I say a giant Thank God! Creepy doesn't even begin to describe him. Although related to another post of yurs about age play, you might have enjoyed talking to him. He liked to talk to girls on here and ask them to pretend to be his mother and carry him around on their hip. One time when I tried to humor him and see how far he would take this whole baby scenario, he asked me to pretend I was carrying him around and to take him into the bathroom with me and let him sit on my lap while I took care of business, so to speak. After that I put him on ignore.
hmmm, wondering who's worse. him or lutherg. hmmm...
amusing...!
And this was brought back to the top of the list for the umpteenth time because...?
because it's the zone, and someone is bound to bring back an old topic. lol.
because I felt the need to comment, is that a crime now?
I feel the need to comment on the fact that my desk chair seems to be stuck somehow - it won't lean back the way it's supposed to. Well God damn...
rofl donkey, i feel i need to comment because i just farted... and its bloody smelly... there you go
Wow... well at least mine was relatively clean... not that plenty of farting doesn't happen in said chair... but as was rightly pointed out to us in the post prior to my prior post, is it a crime to tell the world at large that you just farted? lol
hello hello! hello! listen world! i have just farted! the fart that will shake the world! listen? lmfao
Now we are getting very classy aren't we? See how topics like this can degenerate so quickly - if a topic such as this has very far to degenerate in the first place? And all because I felt the need to comment on my desk chair...
yeah yeah, all because of that comfy chair that doesn't move backward anymore, you see.
perhaps we farted too much on that chair, and it now taking strike on us? lmfao
Hey, if that company put a brain in my chair without telling me, I'm gonna sue them! lmao
Hmm, can you get chairs with brains in them? Would they try to tip you out if they suddenly decided, hey you've been sitting down too long, or hey you need to lose a few pounds buddy. rofl
hehehe, perhaps it could, you know.
maybe they can tell you that, hey, your fart is too smelly, make sure you clean your smelly bum and fart as much as you can before you stick your ass on me? if not, i gonna shock you with anti fart shocker, you see.
Now that's a new idea - electric desk chairs. Employers listen up 'cause this is an offer you won't get anywhere else - electric desk chairs, give your lazy workers a motivational zap at the push of a button. Limitted offer expires the moment I send this post... rofl
lmao. i love love love that idea.
how would that feel? are you gonna shock them in front or at the back? or they an employer can control, either they want to shock the front ass or back ass? lmfao
It'll be remote controlled of course - whether the chair itself has a wireless device or it's plugged in I'm not sure. Leave that up to the manufacturers. But it is a chair you know, so obviously they're gonna get the shock in their arse. lol
er, in this case, will it be different chair for different gender then? and different weight? so those, fat farty one, can have a bigger chair, that can fit their big ass in, and those tiny ass can have a smaller chair so they won't get their whole body been shock? lmfao
here is an idea for you. what about a chair that detect farts? whenever someone farted while it sit on that chair, it will make a squicky noise?
Maybe a few sizes but we're not talking custom made here - we have to mass market these things you know. lol
Maybe that can be a setting but otherwise it sounds like an expensive practicle joke. Besides, too distracting in a work environment. Those big enough can make squeaky noises without the aid of technology. lol
bbw big beached whale
lol teardrop...love it!!! hahaha
It is however against the rules to go off topic, as that’s considered spamming. If it was revelant to the topic, that would be different.
And posting to dead topics for the sake of posting isn't spam... Oh yeah, I get it now. You know, I was just thinking to myself that electric desk chairs would probably be a more interesting topic for some people to read about than to check this topic only to find one new word, and then I remembered that I don't even care. That's the great thing about being immature, you see - you don't care about those sort of things. lol
is it so.